Otondo Blog

Chronicling the misadventures of a full-blooded Nigerian otondo. Don't. Waste. English.

Yeah … this dude is a legend. Only in their wildest dreams could the NSCDC have wished for such great publicity. For the record, the url to their site is https://www.nscdc.gov.ng/

Yeah … this dude is a legend. Only in their wildest dreams could the NSCDC have wished for such great publicity. For the record, the url to their site is https://www.nscdc.gov.ng/

Dobyoo dobyoo dot … NSCDC

Vending machine attendant at the Murtala Mohammed Airport. Dude collects your money, unlocks the machine and hands you your selection. The year is 2012.

Vending machine attendant at the Murtala Mohammed Airport. Dude collects your money, unlocks the machine and hands you your selection. The year is 2012.

They are suffering from a lack of impatience!
— Cab driver commenting on Lagos drivers.
Witch Agent!

Witch Agent!

They should take cognizanceship of that sign.
— Some angry dude on the radio.
Free and fair. No cheating!Stolen without permission from https://twitter.com/chuxugo

Free and fair. No cheating!
Stolen without permission from https://twitter.com/chuxugo

Q
The origin of the word Mami from Mami Market.
from:Anonymous
A

I’ve asked around. Nobody I’ve asked seems to know. Anyone have any ideas?

Q
Really, does 'Otondo' mean foreign trained corper or just corper generally?
from:geekage
A

It refers to someone who’s new and has no clue what’s going on.

Went to pay the NEPA (PHCN) bill today and saw a dude in line wearing these. 

Went to pay the NEPA (PHCN) bill today and saw a dude in line wearing these.