Otondo Blog

Chronicling the misadventures of a full-blooded Nigerian otondo. Don't. Waste. English.

Someone needs to tell Nigerians that an elevator is not a clown car; there is no prize for stuffing as many people in as possible.
— Otondo Blogger
I thought nothing else in this country could genuinely surprise me; I stand corrected.

I thought nothing else in this country could genuinely surprise me; I stand corrected.

(Source: professorakara)

naija-soul-bro:

Holy Spirit wan become assassin ni?

naija-soul-bro:

Holy Spirit wan become assassin ni?

I hear these are good for sole music. Plus, they are great for stealth missions because they have in-built noise cancellation. Thank you … I’ll be here all week. -__-

I hear these are good for sole music. Plus, they are great for stealth missions because they have in-built noise cancellation. Thank you … I’ll be here all week. -__-

One of these things doesn’t belong

One of these things doesn’t belong